Total Medals Earned: 3,593 (From 356 different games.) Total Medal Score: 68,940 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)
You're too good for us
Too smart
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?
Medals Earned: 25/30 (355/495 points)
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Medals Earned: 5/8 (160/460 points)
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/485 points)
It was tough, but you managed to start the ritual!
Completed Rune 1
Completed Rune 2
Completed Rune 3
Completed Rune 4
Completed Rune 5
Completed Rune 6
Completed Rune 7
Completed Rune 8
Completed Rune 9
Completed Rune 10
Completed Rune 11
Medals Earned: 33/33 (500/500 points)
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
score at least 15/30
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 38/38 (500/500 points)
Find the 3 stars
15 points or more at ABC Test
20 or more points at ABC test
Get full Score at ABC Test
Medals Earned: 36/38 (480/500 points)
Win Game with 20 Score or more
Score Half or more on Game
Win with all Right answers
Find the 3 hidden stars
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode