Total Medals Earned: 3,530 (From 345 different games.) Total Medal Score: 67,905 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (330/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 15/30 (95/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 9/9 (165/165 points)
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/120 points)
Survive first 7 waves.
Have a full team of 6 soldiers.
Gather 10000$
Complete Game.
Don't loss any soldier until wave 30 (without loading game).
Medals Earned: 11/12 (135/185 points)
Win a Battle 1st Try
16 Military Units
Earn 1000 Mana
Retreat 10 Units
Reclaim All Parts of Your Amulet
Heal 20 Units
Build a Level 4 Building
Kill 500 Baddies
Mine 10000 Gold
Use All Acts of God
Max Level a Unit
Finish the Game in Under 35 Days
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (250/350 points)
Killed 15 old men
Obtained the fire sword
Obtained the ice sword
Killed 15 birds
Defeated the bird
Defeated the gators
Defeated the graboid
Defeated the tyrant